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::On the cover this time a wide shot of Gnimish and Ian pausing in their bloody battle, swords
held at the ready, but attention out of the ring as an unidentified figure runs in with the news of
Karnafexx's retirement.  Over this reads DUELING TODAY::

Kaleha's Quote of the week:  "They say never look a gift horse in the mouth.... I say look all you
want, just don't stick your finger in his mouth."

DUELING TODAY   Volume 3,  Issue 2

Contents:

Letters to the Editor                   page 2
Advert for Red Oaks Stable              page 3
Editorial                     page 4
Advert for Caithness Holidays      page 5
Report on Duel of Magic            page 6
Advert for Falire's Chimney Service          page 7
Plain and Fancies                  page 8
Advert for Gloin's Weapon O-Rama        page 10
Simini's Swords                    page 11
Advert for the Bootery             page 12
Report on the Duel of Fists             page 13
Advert for the White Rose               page 15
Photospread                        page 16
Advert for Garden Day Care              page 18
Non-Mage Tourney Report            page 19
Advert for Lathadoscia Challenge        page 20
Various and Sundry                 page 21
Advert for Larana's Love Loft      page 23
Advert for The Souvenir Stand      page 24
Late-breaking News                 page 25

Staff:    Oscar Madison, Editor in chief (DoSEditor)
     Hedda Hat, Columnist (HeddaHat)
     Simini, Columnist (Simini x)
     Jake Thrash, DoF correspondent (JakeThrash)
     Devon Goral, Roving Reporter (DevonGoral)
     R Lupton, Roving Reporter (RLupton)
     Shannon Colton, Photographs  (ShanniCltn)
     Arrendek, DoM correspondent (ARRENDEK)

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Dear Oscar,

I've been a reader of your magazine, even before you offered subscriptions and the only way to
get a copy was to steal one from Falon ::snicker:: and it's still fun to read; packed with
advertisements, photos and geared to the dueling public. I thought of saying thank you and of
congratulating you and your staff for a job well done.

Sincerely
Amaltea thu-Darelir

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Editor,

Well, regarding the facts....

It's not my habit to speak bluntly, especially in personal matters, so forgive me if I seem a bit
indirect...

I challenged Siera for the Overlord, not out of disrespect for her, but rather because I felt that was
the best way to win her admiration...   I had, and still do not have, any particular affinity for titles
and ranks; however, do not take this to mean that I took the bout casually.  Indeed, my personal
motives made the challenge to be of the utmost import..

Moreover, after I won the title, I had planned to immediately resign the position, as I had
achieved all that I cared about.  Indeed, that did not happen, as Gloin asked me to stay on simply
because there were too few Barons, and, moreover, I was challenged almost immediately upon
gaining the title, and a resignation after a challenge would have been an unseemly behaviour..

I am not sorry that I was the one to bring an end to Siera's reign, for it is beyond doubt that she
did not give up the title casually, and I hoped to prove that I was a worthy duelist.  As matters
stand, I will try and be an honorable and admirable Baron, until such time as one comes to take
the ring from me, when I will relinquish it without rancor.  It is possible I will try and take the
Overlord again, should I feel that it would again prove something other than mere need for lofty
titles and ranks, but I do not foresee that day coming soon.

-Percival

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
((Business with Red Oaks can be conducted via email or by post in the Red Oaks folder in Red
Dragon Innsights))

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Editorial:  Bye Bye Blackbird

  Well the time has come.  The sport I've always loved is barely about dueling anymore fraught as
it is with backdoor politics.  Just look at how the Innkeeper flaunts the rightful ring of the poor
cleric Athlstan, waving it around like her personal plaything.  It is shameful.  What seems worse
no one is willing to step in for the little guy and call the woman on this display.
  This is what our beloved sport has fallen to.  This and letters from lawyers between duelists, bad
enough for Falon, but for others to do it... oh dear.  I'm getting to be an old man, readers, and
have little tolerance for these kinds of games.  It has therefore become abundantly obvious that it
is time for old Oscar to retire.  I've spoken to Hedda, and she's agreed to look for a replacement
editor so that the magazine may continue.  This will be good news for DoF and DoM fans as a
new writer has signed on to the magazine for DoM Reports, Arrendek.  I hope that you all will
welcome his input.
  In the meantime, that's all folks.  Happy Dueling.  ~Oscar.

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                    ***Report on the Duel of Magic***

by ARRENDEK

"The demons of your mind may haunt the unwary"   ~Unknown
     
     Well, the Duel of Magic has been around for quite a while now. In fact the first official rules
were set by RDI Klytus in very late November of '94. That means we've been zappin' each other
over here on the island for 10 months. The revised rules came in very early May, and seemed to
improve on the game.
     Alas, our head count here at Twilight Island barely reaches over 10 during the dueling nights,
and most of the time, many are just people cruisin' the rooms to bother nice folk like us (most of
us anyway). The most apprentices, sorcerers, and the like I've seen in one room was during the
Archmage tourney, about 20 of them. You can always count on one of the ten, or so, of us at
duelin' nights being our new Archmage, good old MikeXXVII. Although Mike has been at every
dueling night since I can remember, he seems to have trouble getting someone to willingly duel
him. Until someone like Sir Jaumin comes along. Jaumin repeatedly begged Mike for a duel, I
understand he went under mental treatment after that incident. Jaumin was currently an
apprentice, and Mike is the almighty Archmage. Oh well, Mike beat Jaumin anyway. Maybe we
can interview Mike in our next column (if there is one).
     I think it is time for many sliced up or bruised duelers from other arenas to come and try the
Duel of Magic. I was once a swordsman in the Duel of Swords, and battled ShanniCltn in the
Duel of Fists, but the Duel of Magic seems, from this reporter's perspective, to be the best. If you
want a few quick wins in the Duel of Magic, now is the time! With many a roomcruiser willing to
learn, teach them. You pick up a win and they get to decide if they like the DoM and if so, can get
some strategy. Sure, it may seem petty, but why not?

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Remember, 1-800-CHIMNEY.  Call now.  Or later, just call!

(Paid for by a grubby old man that just wanted to be left alone.)

(In case there's any confusion... the preceding was from everyone's favorite chimney sweep,
Falire)

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PLAIN AND FANCIES
    by Hedda Hat
*****************************************************
I'll make thee glorious by my pen,
And famous by my sword
      James Graham, 1612-1650
*****************************************************

Dear readers...there is so much to write of, I hardly know where to start.  Perhaps I should go
from the serious to the silly?

At the always-exciting Red Star Station, Axtage escaped the law once again.  With the
inadvertent aid of Adam Twizt, he vanished to parts unknown.  Twizt, in the process of being
arrested, was rescued by Tarillia, who later denied all involvement despite the presence of
eyewitnesses and a security video.  Not sure what will be happening with this story as it develops,
but keep alert when visiting RSS.

Down here in Rhydin, word is that Feadur has left the realms ... and Siera.  Some say Najiba was
part of his disaffection although she claims only to know the dark elf in his official capacity. 
Where is the truth in this?  Who knows....but Siera will not talk of it, other than to say Feadur has
returned to explain his failure to retain his title to the matron of his clan.  And if you believe that's
the whole story, I have an inn to sell you....

Some say Phlag and Larana may be rekindling the old flame...anyone seen sparks?

Speaking of on-again, off-again....the latest is that Morgan Crow, who left Arane for LilayBeth -
has now left the beauteous and loyal Beth for Jenna.  Morgan insists that he is not a, as he put it, a
"womanizer."  Ask Beth what she thinks about that...not to mention that Morgan told this
reporter he was no longer in love with Beth *before* he told Beth.  'Tis not a pretty picture.  Of
course, all things considered....rumor says that Morgan is still carrying a torch for someone in
Duel of Magic who loves another and all these other women are his search for someone to match
the lady of DoM.

If any of you missed the charity auction in Red Star, I urge you to attend the next one.  A
delightful and revelatory evening it was - and financially successful too with the orphans of
Rhydin being the beneficiaries.  The wonderful Rissa V was emcee and herself was the subject of
much bidding.  This lovely lady will be sorely missed when she departs Rhydin and environs. 
Bonne chance, Rissa, dearie!

Recent denizens of Star's End report that Najiba and Marx are getting married.  However, I can
get no confirmation from either individual.  Keep your eyes open, dear readers.

Oh.  I almost forgot....the omnipresent IanR is rather insistent that I tell the world that he and
sweet Alyx are "fine" now that they have reconciled.  Oh, did I already offer you that Inn?  

And speaking of the always honorable Ian...rumor has it he punched Ree Skylr.  Anyone know
how dear Rayn reacted?  Or does anyone care....

And did all notice Kairee wearing an unearned Baron's ring in DoS the other night?  And utilizing
her wiles to ensnare the estimable and chaste Athlstan?  There's a story there, all....and Dirk
Random is at the bottom of it.

Several sources have commented on the terrifying murder of Lylith by Ackursed1.  I am happy to
say I missed the event and hope that somehow right will prevail and this horrifying creature be
brought to justice. 

Well...that's all for now....see you in the arenas, dears!

((On a very serious note, I would like to offer my condolences to the family and friends of the
player known as Jaxon T'nas Merlin, aka TnasJax and LtCdSetie, who died in an accident on
September 5th.  From all reports he was a superb human being and role-player and will be missed
in real life as well as in cyberspace.  The world has too few such individuals and the loss of one
makes us all poorer.  As Donne said, "No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of
the continent, a part of the main; if a clod be washed away by the sea, Europe is the less, as well
as if a promontory were, as well as if a manor of thy friends or of thine own were; any man's death
diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind; and therefore never send to know for whom the
bell tolls; it tolls for thee."  Judging by the quality of his friends online, not knowing Henry was
my loss.))

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Simini's Swords

Due to a mysterious disappearance of the author, Simini's Swords will not be appearing this time. 
Rest assured that all efforts are being made to find her so that she can be chained back to her desk
in time for the next issue.

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BOOTS

Hey!  Tired of all those low cuts tearing your boots to ribbons?  Tired of your fashion statement
becoming a fashion flop after one night's dueling?

Shespeaks has the answer for you.

The Bootery-- serving the Greater RhyDin area

Come down and try on some of Shespeaks' custom designs!  You'll swear you were walking on
air.

Photo:  <<Two feet stick out from the bottom of the photo, clad in what appears to be long grey
fur... Up the slippers, for that's what they are, are two long ears, touched with tufts of fur at the
ends... Beyond those, are two large eyeballs, that are staring up at the camera... A large mouth on
each slipper, full of sharp teeth, sticks its pinkish tongue out, as the Orc-slippers seem to sneer in
mild disgust>>

Caption: "Shespeaks stole me boots, but I've got these dandy Osric the Orc slippers... Oh, and me
boots are on sale at the Bootery. -BrdwayDan"  Another satisfied customer!


The Bootery can be found on the message boards in the folder Red Dragon Innsights under "The
Bootery"

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Report from the Outback
by Jake Thrash

   First bit of news to report is that RDI Percy has joined the DoF Team, and is now covering
Saturday nights.  (RDI Jake has moved to Fridays.)  Everyone is encouraged to wander by and
visit the Outback to welcome Percy, and make him call a duel or two!  He gets kinda grouchy if
people don't wander in to duel.  ;)
   Congratulations to a number of people for advancing in rank including Merilsa to Jade, Haplo35
who made Ruby, and to MorganCrow who made Sapphire. Also, a very special congratulations to
AragornKoG and to Ian R MacK who made Emerald!  Ian actually went up two ranks since our
last report.
   Ian gets Jake's Brute of the month award, actually Ian gets Jake's Brute-Hunk of the month
award, cuz ShanniCltn gets the Brute-Babe of the month award!  Ian was a man on a mission this
last month as he gladly challenged anyone and everyone, and then promptly pounded most of
them to earn his Emerald.  He didn't just cruise through that month though, ShanniCltn, perhaps
in training for the next Diamond Quest Tourney, has been a woman obsessed in her duelling as
well!  Shanni and Ian had certainly one of the most memorable matches on record for the Outback
as they took a match to 8-7 before Shanni finally won!  Talk about fighting for a victory!  The
spectators winced from the intensity of their match.
   New-comer to watch!  If ya' happen to wander in over the next few weeks, watch for
Sajalyones!  Jake predicts she's going to be hopping up the ranks pretty quick.  Why does Jake
think that?  Saja in practice spars managed to beat up Jake, Ian and even ShanniCltn!
   On the lighter side, RDI Percy has decided that normal duelling just isn't enough, and has
constructed a ring of jello!  It was a sight to see as duellers climbed dubiously or enthusiastically
into the dread ring of jello to see just how much fun jello can be!  This orc in particular loved his
duel with Kyttn in the jello.  
   It's almost that time!  The Outback is fast approaching the end of a cycle which means that there
is a Diamond Quest Tourney just around the corner! Ian and Aragorn will be joining the other
Emeralds this go around, and if there any of you out there that had a desire to try for it, ya' got
just a precious couple of weekends to hurry up and do some serious duelling to join them!  Will
Shanni be able to hold her title?  Can she retain the Diamond? Will all of the other Emeralds get
the word RAID planted on their foreheads? Or is there perhaps some new up and comer who will
take it?  Ian perhaps? Perhaps an old-timer!  PrinceFyre is certainly a possibility, and as much as
the orc enjoys taunting Perky, he has to admit that Percival has a pretty good shot too!  For that
matter, all the Emeralds are skilled duellers and stand a chance to take the Diamond!  To all of
them good luck and good duelling!
   One final bit of news, rumor has it that the Duel of Fists and the Duel of Magic might be
moving!  Discussions are taking place that will hopefully move the duels back into the FFGF area,
and into Red Dragon Hall.  What does this mean?  It means that we won't have to fight with
room-surfers for control of the rooms and hopefully it will also mean that the callers will be able
to call more duels!  So if ya' been staying away, cuz ya' just don't like being out in the public
chat-rooms, ya' might want to keep your eyes out and when we do move, if we do, we hope that
you will join us!  Wander in!  We want to prove that moving to the FFGF area is a good move for
DoF and DoM, and the best way to show that is to call more duels!  To do that we need your
patronage!  :)  

                            ****************  AP *******************
   *** In need of relieving some stress? *** Feel like taking out your aggressions the
old-fashioned way?  Or just enjoy throwing an opponent into the ropes!  Well, the little town of
RhyDin has just the thing for you!  It's called the Outback!  And there's no holds barred!  (Well,
no holds except those belonging to Percival)  Wander in!  Find out why 9 out of 10 bartenders
say it's the best thing since the invention of the sports bar! Come on down and give it a try!
   And for those who just like watching grown men and women pound each other senseless,
there's plenty of ale for the enjoying, courtesy of the famed Red Dragon Inn. 
                             ****************  AP ******************

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               Catering and other hands on activities.

               Centrally located in Downtown Rhydin
               between the Red Dragon Inn and the
               StarsEnd Bar and Grill.

            Walk-ins welcome, appointments appreciated.

      ---/--\-%{@  Bria Thorne, owner and proprietress

<<<<--------------------------------------------->>>>

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Photospread
by ShanniCltn

 1) 
Photo: <<Ian R MacK comes low in a legsweep, Kyttn striking first with a Snapkick to the
shoulder>>
Caption:  "Probably one of DoF's most familiar sights, Ian and Kyttn going at it!"

2)
Photo: <<In the midst of a Fancy Leap, MorganCrow is caught flush by ShanniCltn's wicked
Spinkick>>
Caption:  "Ow."

3)
Photo: <<Tolec swings a wide Hook, and nails Haplo35 before he can Dodge>>
Caption:  "Rarely used, the Hook does have it's moments, as Tolec finds here."

4)
Photo: <<Subzeromk fires off a Snapkick into Ranma's Flip attempt, taking the point>>
Caption:  "A fraction of a second is all SubZero needed."

5)
Photo: <<Haplo35, braced, Jabs the Jumpkicking Tolec out of the sky>>
Caption:  "Incoming!"

6)
Photo: <<Saja Lyons slides into a Leg block, but Ian R MacK comes down first with a wicked
Jab>>
Caption:  "The Leg block is rather rarely used...and Saja is wishing she hadn't..."

7)
Photo: <<Tolec reaches out for a Flip, but Haplo35 comes underneath with an Uppercut>>
Caption:  "Call Ye Olde Dentiste, folks..."

8)
Photo: <<Percival Jabs, hitting only air as ShanniCltn feints a Hook>>
Caption:  "Both players assume equal advantages, and play continues."

9)
Photo: <<Before she can get down for the Legsweep, Saja Lyons takes a Jake Thrash snapkick to
the shoulder>>
Caption:  "Jake, the cagey orc veteran, blunts newcomer Saja's quick sweep."

10)
Photo: <<Kyttn slides out, entangling Ian MacKenzie with a legsweep as he lunges to Flip her>>
Caption:  "Here are the DoF Poster Kids again...brutalizing each other yet again!"

11)
Photo: <<Saja returns Ian's favor, plucking his Jab attempt and levering him across the ring with a
Flip>>
Caption:  "o/~  Flyyyyyyying the friendly skies.....o/~"

12)
Photo: <<ShanniCltn drops low, swinging a Legsweep across the Hooking DedPoole>>
Caption:  "Shannon sticks to the ground game, surprising Ded from his attack."

13)
Photo: <<Alisa Taryn and Bixby North, wrestling with matching Flips, in a ring full of, yes,
Jello>>
Caption:  "Jello matches are a new option for RhyDin's couples...and boy do they make an
impression!"

14)
Photo: <<Bixby North flies across the Jello filled ring, and Alisa Taryn flips him back down into
it>>
Caption:  "Imagine the dry cleaning bill, folks..."

Note:  If you would like to take photos for the DoS or DoM, please contact HeddaHat

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Tired of the kidlets hanging off of you while you're trying to duel?  Looking for some daycare
even in the middle of the night?  Or perhaps you'd just like a quiet night with your significant
other?

The Garden Daycare Center is now open.  Children of all ages welcome.  We are a full-service
daycare center, with personnel on the grounds 24 hours every day.  For more information, please
contact Aliyanna Stormbringer, proprietor, at The Garden.

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                      ***Report on the non-mage tourney***

by ARRENDEK
    
    We had an exciting night down here at the dueler's arena, this lovely September night of the
27th. Coming out of the tourney with three WoL was the beautiful Yigraine. She dazzled us with
all of her repertoire of well-timed moves. When she left, she also wore on her person a brooch,
given her by RDI Connor himself, signifying her new lower advocate title. Runners up were as
follows: Arrendek with 1 WoL, Ian R Mack with 1 WoL also, and Sueseas with 2 WoL. The
awards were: 2 3rd place 1 WoL's, 1 2nd place 2 WoL's, and 1 first place 3 WoL's and the lower
advocateship. The last round battle between Yigraine and Sueseas was a terrific, suspenseful, 15
round match. Here is a summary:
                                        | Spells |
          | Round | Yigraine            | Sueseas            |
          |~~~~~'|~~~~~~~~~~~~''|~~~~~~~~~~~~~|
          |    1     | Arctic Blast       | Artic Blast       |
          |    2     | Wizard Blades  | Reflection         |
          |    3     | Mage Bolt         | Wizard Blades   |
          |    4     | Meteor Shower | Mage Bolt          |
          |    5     | Displacement   | Mind Whip          |
          |    6     | Artic Blast       | Mage Bolt          |
          |    7     | Wizard Blades  | Displacement    |
          |    8     | Artic Blast       | Mage Bolt          |
          |    9     | Meteor Shower | Wizard Blades   |
          |   10    | Wizard Blades  | Artic Blast        |
          |   11    | Displacement   | Reflection         |
          |   12    | Mage Bolt         | Mind Whip          |
          |   13    | Artic Blast       | Artic Blast        |
          |   14    | Displacement   | Displacement     |
          |   15    | Artic Blast       | Shield                |
          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    It was a very exciting match! In the 10th round it became anyone's game after Sueseas came
back and made it a 3 to 3 tie. What an honor for this reporter to have the opportunity to duel the
new lower advocate in her road to the top. Missing from the tourney were:  Matt312 and
Derivon. Good job for all of the other duelers that were there, but for one winner to emerge there
must be losers. I can say that because I was one of them.  *Sniffle*

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@     !!!! H A C K !!!!     !!!!   Z A P  !!!!     !!!! P O W !!!!              @
@     These are the sounds in the monolith rings of the Lathadoscia      @
@  Challenge!!   Ever see an ogre uppercutting an elven chap trying to   @
@  magicmissle in his defense?  Or that dashing knight slashing down   @
@  on a thief trying to control his mind with a psionic crush?  Well       @
@  now in the RDI environment you can!!  Its the new matrix based      @
@  sport combining weapon, hand to hand, and psionic spell moves      @
@  together for a multi skilled event known as the Lathadoscia              @
@  Challenge brought to you by the Emperor Baphelocutis est               @
@  Lathadoscia and House  Lathadoscia.  Now mages and fighters can   @
@  fight along with each other in one sport!!                                        @
@     Information on the new game for rules, moves, ranks, and            @
@  dynamics can be found at Keyword RDI Message Center category    @
@  Dragon Tales in the folder Lathadoscia Challenge, or email the          @
@  gaming official standings keeper, screenname: Kickingit.  Every        @
@  Tuesday night in the Keyword RDI conference room RDI Dueler's   @
@  Arena from 8:30 PM EDT to 1:30 AM EDT find the Lathadoscia      @
@  Challenge!!                                                                                  @
@     Please note that DoS, DoM, and DoF practice sparring unofficial   @ 
@  calls will still be called on Tuesdays as well, with results and            @
@  individuals standings kept as always in the Dracoern Empire             @
@  Embassy folder separate from the actual game.  Come out for new   @
@  fun and interaction with your comrades!!                                       @
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

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Various and Sundry

  Did you know there were nth Overlord challenges since the last issue?  When last we met,
Percival was overlord, any one remember him?  Poor Percy, he was beset by challenges right and
left first of which was from Feadur.  There were some baron intercessions in there, but in the end
Feadur got the title.  Next came DevonGoral exercising his right to challenge from his Baron
Tournament win, and the challenge took place in the middle of the day one day.  No hint no
warning.  Then there was...
  Well get the picture?  Gloin mentioned recently that there have been so many challenges that
attendance has dropped significantly.  It was just this concern that led him to the laudable effort of
putting off the Gnimish vs Ian MacKenzie duel.  That challenge was entwined in a Baron
challenge/intercession in which Karnafexx dueled Kalamere for his Baron seat and to stop
MacKenzie from getting a free shot at the Overlord Gnimish.  Karnafexx lost the duel and
therefore Kalamere kept his ring, and Ian moved on to fight Gnimish who proved to him quite
handily that his dueling skills were "worthy" of his title.  What a match.
  It is quite clear however if any interest is to remain in the Overlord challenges and Baron
challenges that they need be separated by at least 2 weeks each.  Once upon a time it was
"Courtesy" to allow the Overlord 2 weeks to get into the role.  These days the Overlord is
allowed one minute if they are lucky.  As soon as the standings are posted, the Overlord is
showered in more challenges.  If the rank be special at all, then there should be a waiting period in
my mind at least.
  The dueling community also lost the last original Baron, Halo to a duel with LordovDale.  The
Barons as they stand now:

Athlstan (no ring), Feadur, IanRMack, JSVRamirez, Kalamere, LordovDale, Percival,
PhantomDOS, Redzealot

Overlord:  GnimishRW

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** Look for our new summer "Duel of Romance," catalogue, featuring your favorite thrusters and
parriers, and the outstanding art of Amaltea!  Available soon..!

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For the latest in Dueling memorabilia stop by Taslhoff's Dueling Souvenir Stand.

Some of the goods to be had all featuring the duelist of your choice:
GnimishRW gnome memorabilia of every description
Pennants
Buttons and pins
Refrigerator magnets
Salt and Pepper shakers
Postcards
Potholders
Pogs and Slammers!
Inflatable egos
PrinceFyre Magic Decoder Rings (so you can understand his logic)
Aspendale Mouth Soap
Ecore008 Boomerangs (they die, retire, and still keep coming back)
Karnafexx sap gloves (because he's such a sap)
Bobbinghead Dolls
ArchMage Slabs with Roman Numerals carved in them for MikeXVIII
And Shanni "Wicked Kick" Colton genuine faux Diamonds to celebrate her rank

The Stand can be found on the message boards in the folder "Dreamweavers Lair" under
"Souvenir Stand"

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Other News:

Team Dueling, the new frontier in matrix-based dueling is coming!  Grab a friend or two and form
up a team then contact Ian R Mack for more information.  The staff is making plans to do some
big stories on Team Dueling for the next issue, so look for it!

Welcome to the new Warlords:  Simini xx, DosMentor, and GoldenLyon, whom this editor has
never even seen!  Wow.  Now that is testimony to something in itself.

Well kids, it's been... something.  I don't know what you can call it.  Oh, and about that survey, I
want to thank everyone for participating, the results were very interesting, and we took the liberty
of sending the FFGF numbers to the innkeeper lady for her information.  I hope that it will make
the forum and the magazine a better place for you folk :)

Anyway, that's all from this end.

Happy Dueling   :)

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Disclaimer:
 
DoS Today is an independently produced magazine in no way affiliated with the official DOS,
DOF, or DOM games, the Free Form Gaming Forum, or AOL.  The information herein should
not be considered the views of AOL or its staff.
Thank you.

(c) 1995, Dueling Today
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